Thomas Carew

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)